Badvertising: Luvs Crapalicious Commercial

Luvs Diapers came up with the perfect animated baby pooping competition? voted it the Worst American Ad of 2011, but Luvs didn’t consider the press a failure.

In this installment of MarketSmiths’ Badvertising, we imagine the scene inside the boardroom as Saatchi & Saatchi, Luvs Diapers’ ad agency, proposes a “cutting-edge” campaign idea to the Luvs team for their new diaper design relaunch. And, as ever, we say: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

The Crapalicious Luvs “Poop, There It Is!” Commercial

SAATCHI & SAATCHI EXECUTIVE: You know what’s hot these days? TV competition shows like Dancing With the Stars and The Voice, so what we thought would be fun to do was to show a bunch of babies performing in the “Luvs Heavy Dooty Championship.”

LUVS EXECUTIVE: What’s that?

SAATCHI & SAATCHI EXECUTIVE: It’s a sort of, well, “competitive pooping contest” and–

LUVS EXECUTIVE: Wait. Pooping contest? You want to show babies taking a dump on TV?

SAATCHI & SAATCHI EXECUTIVE: …Not real babies, naturally—animated babies. We have some real cute drawings here… See? Cute, right?

LUVS EXECUTIVE: (pause) …Go on.

SAATCHI & SAATCHI EXECUTIVE:  So anyway, we show these babies see, as they take turns dancing, and then they turn around—and let go of a load right in their new Luvs! We’ll have the diapers inflate to ridiculously larger and larger sizes when the tots do their, ahem, business. That’s what will make it funny, see? Big overstuffed diapers full of… And then the judges score each kid based on how much poop they crapped out! Anyway, the first baby, a lot of poop. The second, a LOT of poop—but the third kid, man, the third baby squirts out a major turd blossom and the crowd goes nuts—he gets a perfect score!

LUVS EXECUTIVE: (long pause) …Hang on. Let me see if I understand… You propose to show dancing, animated babies competing to see how much poop they can crap out in their Luvs diapers. Is that about the size of it?

SAATCHI & SAATCHI EXECUTIVE: …Yeah. But here’s the real kicker: it’s all set to that song “Whoomp (There It Is)!,” only we change it to “Poop (There It Is)!” Cute, huh?

LUVS EXECUTIVE: That song’s about 10 years old isn’t it?

SAATCHI & SAATCHI EXECUTIVE: No, it’s retro. The parents will love it I tell you, love it. …So um, what do you think?

LUVS EXECUTIVE: (longer pause, Ad Exec gets nervous) … What do I think? Well I think that it is… BRILLIANT! I think it’s the perfect campaign to kick-off our upcoming diaper design relaunch!

Sighs of relief as cigars and Champagne are passed.

LUVS EXECUTIVE: “Heavy Dooty Protection,” huh? I LIKE that! …It’s a pun, right?

And so was born what ended-up being voted as the Worst American Ad of 2011 by, a subsidiary of Consumer Reports.

But hang on to your drawers.

Before you equate “worst” with “failure,” listen to the words of Luvs Brand Manager Dominic Iacono: “We do a lot of research, and one thing we find for moms generally, but particularly Gen Y moms, is that humor is very appealing to them. Our mom is more about the real side of parenting, not so much the June Cleaver style of perfect parenting.” To back that statement up, Luvs ended-up being the only branded diaper to gain sales and share in the last last quarter of that year.

Given all that you think you might know about good advertising and copy, that might be a bit hard to believe but, well, poop—there it is.

Jim Yoakum

Jim Yoakum

Jim recalls a priceless piece of advice that an English teacher once gave him. Throwing a dictionary onto his desk he said, “All of the words are in there, Yoakum, just put them in the right order.” Putting the right words in the right order has been Jim’s goal ever since, and he has honed his skills over the years to include award-winning copywriting, the scripting of three produced movies, the authoring of numerous novels and non-fiction books—and even a stint as writing partners with the late Graham Chapman of Monty Python fame. He is also US Curator of Chapman’s archives. To make himself even more insufferable, Jim has also produced comedy CDs and DVDs. While Jim does not lament his misspent youth, playing drums in a rock ‘n’ roll band, he does however wish he had back all of those brain cells that he ruthlessly killed.

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